Friday, December 3, 2010

Tough Times in Portland and also, Hello!


My name is Allie, and this is my introductory blogpost.

Let me start by saying that I don't know very much about sports. Previously, I believed that my lack of knowledge was because of a very intentional decision to "not participate." Growing up un-athletic in the Hawkeye-saturated Iowa City, I associated all sports fans with the undifferentiated tools that took over my town on weekends and used it as an excuse to behave belligerently and violently. In my defense, these people are impossible to ignore; and if you are not of their ilk, they are also impossible to tolerate. In fact, their presence had some significant impact on the speed at which I came to the realization that I had to leave Iowa City.

Much to my amazement, shortly after arriving in Portland, Oregon I rediscovered my love for basketball. Credit has to go to my partner, who closeted his love of sports until I loved him too much to let it be a deal-breaker early on. Even before we arrived in PDX, he began expressing his excitement about living in a basketball town again, as he had in his hometown of Chicago. I politely nodded as he gave me the details about the Trailblazers organization being on an upswing, with their newish poster boy, Brandon Roy and their promising first-round draft pick, center Greg Oden.

At this point, long ago, in the year 2008, I could never have envisioned myself, two years later, screaming at the television, shouting unheard advice to the players and actually feeling pain or relief depending on the outcome of a game. But here I am.

It doesn't hurt that basketball on the whole has a "calmer" audience - partially, I think, due to the frequency of games. Football's ritualized sacred day, for many, is a 24-hour event, starting at 6 am with tailgating and ending, I can only guess, in one's own vomit. In basketball, one's team plays about 3 to 5 times a week, and on no particular day, and there are about a billion more games in a season. Basketball fans wouldn't survive the season if we partied the way American football fans do.

Yes, I realize I am comparing college football fans to NBA basketball fans; the reality is, these are my only real experiences of sports fan culture. I much prefer the latter, though I no longer scoff at any fan's love for his or her team. I only hope that they continue to celebrate somewhere far, far away from me.

My short relationship so far with the Trailblazers has been an emotional roller-coaster, an experience only augmented by our honeymoon period. It's been two years now - both years, we (yes, "we" is now how I refer to my team) have been a successful underdog, an inspiring story of fighting through adversity. Last year was the toughest of the two, with a slew of devastating injuries which forced the strength of our deep bench to pull through and still make it to the playoffs. Our players missed a combined total of 311 games due to injury. It was depressing, but also extremely impressive to see them come up with a 50-32 record, and make it to the competitive Western conference.

We lost in the first round to Phoenix, but the story of the season was by and large a good one.

This year is going to be an interesting one for the Trailblazers. We are at a make or break point already, and new and old injuries continue to plague us. But that is for another post, another time.

So, I'll leave it at that and say: Hello! And welcome to the world of nerd-sports-fan dilettantism!


Wednesday, November 24, 2010

My Fairly Baffling Obsession - or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Professional Sports...Again

Hi. I’m Jen. I’m a moderately overweight nerd with an overactive imagination.

This summer, I fell in love with sports. Not for the first time, if I am honest, but we’d been on the outs for some 15 years. A lot of people in my life were a little confused by my embracing professional athletics after all this time, and I cannot fault them for being bewildered. There have been points in my life where I was very vocally anti-sport, but before then it really was one of my dearest loves.

When I was 12 years old, it was documented that I aspired to be a professional baseball player. This is no joke - I took it very seriously, throwing myself 100% into Little League with a fair amount of success. I cried in 1994 when Ryne Sandberg retired (the first time), and had a rigorous system of organization for my baseball cards. But it goes back further than that - as a 5 year old I would growl and shout my answer to the high school wrestlers' inquiries about my future occupation. “I’M GONNA BE A WRESTLER!!” (My younger self, like my older self, had a limited acceptance of the conventions of gender)

At some point after those “awkward years” that we all get to enjoy, a mixture of idealism and cynicism ruined sports for me in general. I became a very active marching band geek, which meant I still attended sporting events but never followed the games. I sat on the bleachers and discussed important television events or played especially awesome card games with my bandmates, never once properly channelling any school spirit. My freshman year of college, I played the sousaphone in the Hawkeye Marching Band. This means that I got to see every home game the Iowa Hawkeyes played in 1999, something a great many people spent a lot of money doing. The games were purely social events for me, though I would periodically belt out a generic "GO HAWKS!!"  I had to use the Internet just now to see how many games the Hawks won that year, as I could only recall that “we sucked”.

Fast forward through my college experience and my dabbling in punk and hardcore, through marriage, art school, and the birth of two children - all the way to the Summer of 2010.

I returned to sports through my projects studying fan culture. I don’t know how it remained a blind spot for so long, because sports breed some of the most amazing examples of fan culture in existence! Some friends shared with me the beauty of the world of football chants and the door to the amazing world of soccer culture opened, blinding me with its shining glory.

I followed the 2010 FIFA World Cup with much ardor. And while I cried a little when the US team was knocked out in the Round of 16, I cried a lot when Germany didn’t make it to the finals.

All of the good things about sports flooded back to me last summer. They represent warfare reduced to a size that fits inside a stadium (or Coliseum, I suppose). They are a live action narrative that is experienced on a mass scale, featuring prime specimens of humanity flaunting their attributes for the world to envy and enjoy. They are games taken to ridiculous extremes. They are an excuse to be flamboyant about something that you love, and they unite strangers from very different worlds under the banner of potential victory (or sometimes, in the great underdog’s tradition of defeat).

I started this blog with my friend Allie so we could show our puzzled friends the amazing things about sports that they might be missing.

So hello readers! My name is Jen. I support Bayern Munich, Real Madrid, and the US and German national soccer teams. The San Francisco Giants won my heart during the world series, and I am doing my best to approach football and basketball with an open mind. I invite you to follow our blog also with an open mind, and hope that you will join us here as we celebrate the more delightful side of sports.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

*Insert Introductory SPORTS Metaphor*

Welcome to Allie and Jen's Awesome Sports Blog of Awesome!

It is important that we inform you that the two of us have absolutely no business writing about sportsthings. We met in art school, where such topics are (arguably) distasteful. We are both terribly uncoordinated and susceptible to distraction. We admittedly forget the rules mid-game.

Except the thing is that we completely have business writing about sportsthings. Because sports aren't just for meat-heads and armchair coaches and crooked owners and greedy advertisers. They are also for the people. All of us. Even the big dorks.

Especially the big dorks.

Things you can expect to see here:
  • delightful examples of fan culture
  • amazing traditions and rituals 
  • general flailing and enthusiasm
  • photography
  • all manner of awesome sportstuff